It’s no wonder you love that dude,
Because you’re just like him in the book.
Nonchalant was your attitude,
Wipe it off – I can’t stand that look.
The book was good,
Like you – it was a little rude.
Don’t think you give a hoot,
If I’d completed or how long I took.
I wish I’d understood
Your desperate need to get girls hooked.