Book.

It’s no wonder you love that dude,

Because you’re just like him in the book.

Nonchalant was your attitude,

Wipe it off – I can’t stand that look.

The book was good,

Like you – it was a little rude.

Don’t think you give a hoot,

If I’d completed or how long I took.

I wish I’d understood

Your desperate need to get girls hooked.